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Post by Mink on Feb 14, 2010 21:53:01 GMT -5
A man called home to his wife and said, " Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends .
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box. We're leaving from the office & I'll swing by the house to pick my things up" " Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. "
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to to?"
You'll love the answer...
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ." Never Lie To A Woman...!!!
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Post by The New Guy on Feb 15, 2010 18:57:04 GMT -5
ouch.
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Post by subdjoe on Feb 15, 2010 21:39:45 GMT -5
"Honey, do these pants make my butt look fat?"
"No, dear, your fat makes your butt look fat!"
See? There are times when you must lie to a woman.
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Post by Mink on Feb 16, 2010 0:32:41 GMT -5
Good point subdjoe!!! ;D
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