Tea party joke

[Mink]

"Federal taxes last year went down for 98 percent of people, but when asked about this, only 12 percent of the Teabaggers thought this was the case. 88 percent of them had it wrong. And a spokesman for the Teabaggers said, 'We don't want to just be taxed less. We want to be taxed less by a white guy." —Bill Maher

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[subdjoe]

Typical racism and projection by the left. Thank you for again demonstrating the bigotry and intolerance of your side, Mink.

ADDED: ;D ;D ;D There, I added some smilieys so I can get away with saying anything. Isn't that how it works? Put a smiley or emoticon, maybe say (puts on Foghorn Leghorn voice) " That's a JOKE, Boy! Yer s'possed t' laugh!" There, now, per the lefts rules, it doesn't matter what I say, I have carte blanche to hurl any insults an you can't take offense.

[Mink]

This is the comedy section subdjoe.....lighten up and laugh or don't read what is obviously a "tea party joke".

Here's another one:

"This is like the Boston tea party for people that decided, let's say, I don't know, two and a half months ago, that they didn't want to pay taxes anymore. The tea party is just a metaphor [on screen: a Fox News reporter pointing to boxes at one of the tea parties containing a million tea bags]. Let me get this straight. To protest wasteful spending, you bought a million tea bags. Are you protesting taxes or irony?" –Jon Stewart, on the tea party protests

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[jgaffney]

Mink, as someone who has never attended a Tea Party rally or read up on the real issues, I will excuse you for not knowing that the Tea Partiers are not protesting ALL taxes, but the profligate spending by the Democrats in Congress and the White House at a time when our economy is stumbling. As for Bill Maher and Jon Stewart, they make a living criticizing the right. So what?

By mis-characterizing the issues, you can avoid directly responding to those issues.

[Mink]

Gaffney, what section are you reading? answer: the comedy section

Here's another one:

"What a day for the Tea Party people. Did you see that? America's parks and fairgrounds were lost in a sea of man-boobs. They were venting their anger and rage against taxes, which, of course, in most cases for them went down. Protesting their taxes went down — but you know, why let the truth spoil a perfectly good Klan rally." —Bill Maher

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[subdjoe]

Ah! So, since this is the Comedy section, you should have no problem with these.

What is the new menu for State Dinners? Fried chicken, collards, and watermelon.

Have you heard that the bald eagle has been replaced as our national symbol? Now it is KFC.

Why is Obama raising the tax on asprin? They're white and they work.

Michelle fired the White House gardener when he asked where the spade and the hoe were.

"Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi over in China right now. Her office says the speaker will not be bringing up human rights abuses to the Chinese. She said that she's going to try to focus on common ground with China, like the fact that they both call the CIA liars."

"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi now says the CIA and President Bush misled her on waterboarding. Yeah. Apparently she was misled by the Bush Administration. So she spends eight years telling everybody how dumb President Bush is, and the minute they're in trouble, 'He fooled me! I had no idea! He tricked me!'"


"Nancy Pelosi said today we've waited 200 years for this. 200 years? How many face lifts has this woman had?"


"As a result of this week's election, the new Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, is now the most powerful woman in the country. After hearing this, Oprah Winfrey said, 'Yeah right.'


A Nancy Pelosi impersonator on Saturday Night Live, on the Democrats' 2006 victory: "You sent this White House a message: That stay the course in Iraq is not a plan; that our healthcare system should serve ordinary citizens, not pharmaceutical compaines; that so-called rough sex can be a necessary and fulfilling adjunct to a healthy sex life, particularly when it involves fantasy role-play scenarios, such as kidnapping or forced interrogation -- provided, of course, that both participants are willing and disease- free, and have agreed on what we call a safe word."

'So Obama, Pelosi and Reid are in a row boat, and it springs a leak and starts to sink. Who gets saved?' Answer: 'The American people.'"

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There we go. Smilies and everything. So they are not racist or sexist, just good clean humor, right?

[Mink]

I have no problem with your jokes subdjoe, but it doesn't fit into my title of the thread- "tea party joke"

Here's another one:

"They used the opportunity on Tax Day to come up with what they call a 'Contract From America.' Remember the 'Contract With America'? Well, this is a different set of 10 completely ridiculous ideas. Like number 4, I'm not kidding about this: 'The tax code cannot have more words than the Constitution.' You know between this and the complaints about the health care bill being too long, can we say it? It's not taxes they hate, it's reading." –Bill Maher

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[jgaffney]

Hey, this could be fun!

"A year into Obama's first term in office, unemployment is higher, the national debt is higher and there are more soldiers serving in Afghanistan. When asked about it, Obama was like, "Well, technically that is change." - Jimmy Fallon

"Today, by the way, is our president, President Obama's, one-year anniversary in office. I looked it up. Traditionally on the first anniversary, you give paper, so, I got him his birth certificate." -Jimmy Kimmel

"That's pretty amazing, Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Ironically, his biggest accomplishment as president so far: winning the Nobel Peace Prize." --Jay Leno

"The Nobel committee said he won for creating a new climate for international politics. which sounds so much nicer than 'In your face George Bush you cowboy a**hole.'" --Bill Maher

"President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. The committee said they gave it gave it to Obama partly for his idealism and commitment to global cooperation, but mostly for calling Kanye West a jackass." --Conan O'Brien

[Mink]

It is fun Gaffney, so why don't you start your own thread. This one is is for tea party jokes

Here's another tea party joke:



"Well, tomorrow in Nashville, Sarah Palin will speak at the Tea Party Convention. Tickets are $550 apiece. Where are they getting this tea, Starbucks?" —Jay Leno


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