Fried chicken

[Mink]

Fried Chicken



Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said,

"Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,

everyone else in the class laughed.



My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.

Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and

he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love

animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.



Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what

happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.



The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal

was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd

asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make

them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office

again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.



I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher

doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what

famous person we admire most.



I told her, "Colonel Sanders".



Guess where I am now...


;D

[subdjoe]

Thing is, with the way our schools are now, this could damn near be true.

[Mink]

Sept 2, 2010 21:52:38 GMT -5 subdjoe said:

Thing is, with the way our schools are now, this could damn near be true.

Possibly...

Although I do remember being in a somewhat similar situation as this kid many moons ago......all of a sudden one learns about a "white lie". Be honest, but know when to lie.....go figure!