Post by mrbose on Nov 24, 2010 15:27:40 GMT -5
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A
customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or
if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or
if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked
for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you
ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or
if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or
if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked
for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you
ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
