Post by mrbose on Feb 8, 2011 14:52:05 GMT -5
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and
felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,' so
she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she
gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked, laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, no.
She said, 'Aye - Well....
Ya will be when the tide comes in.' ;D
Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and
felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,' so
she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she
gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked, laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, no.
She said, 'Aye - Well....
Ya will be when the tide comes in.' ;D