Post by mrbose on Mar 24, 2011 19:58:40 GMT -5
The first Irishman brags: "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one, lads. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
Not to be outdone, the second Irishman then starts: "That sounds like a nice pub, but where I come from, there's a better one called Quinn's. Now, at Quinn's, you buy a drink,
Quinn buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Quinn buys you another drink."
Then the third Mick pipes up. "Boys, you think that's good? Where I come from, there's this place called Duffy's. At Duffy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your
second drink, they buy you your third drink, then they give you a fourth drink, sometimes a fifth round, and then, take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"
"No," replies their friend, "but it happened to me sister!" ;D
Not to be outdone, the second Irishman then starts: "That sounds like a nice pub, but where I come from, there's a better one called Quinn's. Now, at Quinn's, you buy a drink,
Quinn buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Quinn buys you another drink."
Then the third Mick pipes up. "Boys, you think that's good? Where I come from, there's this place called Duffy's. At Duffy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your
second drink, they buy you your third drink, then they give you a fourth drink, sometimes a fifth round, and then, take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"
"No," replies their friend, "but it happened to me sister!" ;D
